Bill Smarme – international entertainer, ladies’ man, bon viveur, building contractor – leads his band The Bizness through a farrago of songs you thought you knew – but now you’re not so sure.
BELOW ARE OUR GIGS FOR 2016:
January 16th, Private Party
Yes we do do private parties but only for special people what we like.
February 4th, Thursday
The Beehive, Swindon, 8.30pm. Bob and Pat’s Party but all welcome.
February 13th, Saturday, Vera’s Valentine Variety Bandbox, 7.30pm
Bath Cricket Club. Solo appearance from yours truly with me hints and tips on a successful love life. Headline band The Boxcats. Support from The Widcombe Players and Jazzbeanz. Tickets £12 at www.ticketsource.co.uk/verasvalentine or on the door.
March 19th, Saturday, >8.30pm
See us once again at The Queens Head, Box
April 3rd, Sunday
The 9th Wine Arts Trail is part of Bath Comedy Festival 2016. Guest clippie on the bus this year is…yes, you’ve guessed it…Bill Smarme.
June 8th, Wednesday
Bill Smarme Comes Strictly Dancing
A Night At The Smarmes Arms with a dance theme. A night of splendid entertainment hosted by Bill in his own spondiferous boozer. Bath Comedy at Bath Fringe Festival. Full details to be announced.
July 2nd, Saturday, Cheese & Grain, Frome Festival. 9pm
Further details to follow.
October 15th, 8.30pm
Queens Head, Box Free entry.
December 11th, The Bell Bath, 1pm lunchtime
Blimey, where has the year gone? It’s Bill Smarme & The Bizness’s Christmas Extravaganzal. Free entry.